Oseketsa skits za aphunzitsi pa Tsiku Mphunzitsi

Ndi za uphunzitsi loyang'anizana aliyense. Choyamba, iye anakomana naye mu chifanizo cha mwana, ndiyeno - mu udindo wa makolo. Choncho, skits zoseketsa za aphunzitsi mukufuna pafupifupi anthu onse. Ndipo popanda inu simungakhoze kuchita zikondwerero sukulu!

Oseketsa skits za aphunzitsi ndi makolo Vovochkinyh

O, ndi aphunzitsi onse anatenga wathuwu Little Johnny! Koma, ngati likukhalira, makolo ake sali otsika naye chidziwitso, pothana ndi kudzikayikira. Choncho, skits zoseketsa za aphunzitsi ndi makolo Vovochkinyh adzayenerera nkhani ya maholide sukulu.

Zochitika za Vovochkinogo bambo ndi makalasi wake maphunziro thupi

kakang'ono Izi si abwino ngati zithunzi pa Tsiku Mphunzitsi. Oseketsa nkhani zokhudzana ndi pang'onopang'ono witted makolo - kuti si kukulimbikitsani aphunzitsi? Chiwembu cha zithunzi akuyamba ndi chakuti kusukulu Vovochkin bambo ndi mutu wake mabandeji ndi ndodo. Pamafunika mkulu wa malipiro a ndalama chifukwa cha kuvulala, monga kuchipatala musataye iye Kalatayi ndi malipiro. Director zodabwitsa "chifukwa sukulu ayenera kulipira mutu wosweka?"

- Inde, palibe sukulu, ndipo khalani ndi mphunzitsi wa maphunziro thupi! Ndi iye amakakamizidwa ana kuchita masewera olimbitsa thupi, inenso mbafuna, kuima panja pa chitseko cha masewero olimbitsa thupi - ndipo apa pali chifukwa!

- Kodi adamfunsa ngati zosatheka Andrei Petrovich kwa ana? - anadabwa wotsogolera.

- Iye anawauza kuti, "Ana, kwezani mwendo lako lamanja!" Ine, nayenso, anakweza mwendo lake lamanja. Ndipo iye anati: "Tsopano, atamva mwendo kumanzere," Ndinayesetsa kukweza ndi kumanzere mwendo, kusunga manja pa sill zenera, koma anagwa, kumenya mutu wake pansi ... ndi miyendo yanga munakhala mu Redieta ndi! Ndi zodabwitsa bwanji ngakhale zonse ana anu musakhale wopunduka!

Chithunzi chaching'ono "Anna Kazan"

Bwino skits zoseketsa za aphunzitsi, zinalembedwa masitaelo tingachipeze powerenga. Mwachitsanzo, kungakhale kakang'ono, kanthu amatikumbutsa "The nthano ya Msodzi ndi Golden Nsomba."

Little Johnny ankakhala ndi makolo ake

Pafupi sukulu yawo.

Iwo anakhala kumeneko kwa zaka zisanu ndi miyezi iwiri.

Little Johnny kupita kusukulu iyi,

Ndipo makolo ku misonkhano mokhazikika.

Bambo anabwera ku msonkhano,

Lo ndipo tawonani - mphunzitsi onse kulira.

Ndiyeno bambo anafunsa aphunzitsi:

- Nchiyani, Anna?

Udindo mphunzitsi bambo:

- Tsoka kwa owawa zachitika!

Commission ku sukuluyo,

Ndinapita ku maphunziro osiyana.

Ndicho m'kalasi yathu, iwo anayang'ana, koma ...

Ndinadabwa aliyense, sanabise, Little Johnny,

Mwachidule, tinganene kuti, ndithu anavutikira!

Iye anati komiti chilungamo,

Monga, chikondi vneurochku popanda kukumbukira,

Otchedwa "Zikhulupiriro Zabodza wa Kazan" ... inde ...

Za nthano sananene,

Anati ngakhale kuti mu Kazan

nthano izi analemba nthano -

anthu zakwawoko wa Kazan.

Apa bamboyo anadabwa pa mlingo waukulu:

- Kodi inuyo wosasangalala Ivanovna?

mwana wanga inu kuthekera kunena,

Komabe inu mulibe kulawa!

- chotanganidwa kusukulu

Likutchedwa osiyana kwambiri pambuyo pa zonse!

Pali osati za mawu nthano velasya

A zambiri za ska ndi-ni-Ya!

Ndipo apo kwenikweni anali kukazikoloŵeka ku mkwiyo wa atate:

- Ngati inu simutero, Anna Ivanovna,

Nzika ya mzinda,

Kodi amatchedwa lero Kazan,

mfundo imeneyi satero, tsoka,

Ukulimbana ndi mwana ndi chonena!

- Kodi inu wotero kudzachitika zimene

Nanga ngati, anabadwa mu Kazan Ine?

- Monga inu anati, iwo amati, mu kalasi

Timaphunzira nthano. Ndipo - ndi Kazan Ndine!

mphunzitsi adzagwira mutu wake ndi akukuwa, "O," kuthawa powonekera. Vovochkin Adadi shrugs anapita ku tsidya lina.

Old Hottabych - monga ngati iye anali?

Mukhoza kuona zithunzi pa Tsiku Mphunzitsi zoseketsa, imene ndi Tome wakale lolembedwa ndi hieroglyphs pa izo ntchito. Iwo akhoza kutuluka botolo, amene Volka kukakwera pa nyanja. Aliyense mu chipinda adzakhala akuyembekezera genie, ndipo apa ... Ndipo Volka kwambiri anadabwa - mosiyana zinalembedwa m'buku inu!

Ndipo iwe ukhoza kumasula genie pa siteji pa zithunzi pa Tsiku Mphunzitsi. Oseketsa malamulo amene akulengeza Hottabych akale mwina rassmeshat onse aphunzitsi ndi ana asukulu! Ngakhale tomes kuwerenga bwalo mwangwiro mphunzitsi ndi pa holide ambiri ndi ophunzira ake ayenera kukhala, pambuyo pa zonse, osiyana.

"The malamulo a mphunzitsi wina wa ku anzake odziwa" ndi pachitsanzo

kulenga kwambiri adzakhala oseketsa skits za aphunzitsi pa Tsiku Mphunzitsi, ngati malamulo ndi kukhala mbali mwa iwo, osati kuwerenga komanso idzaseweredwe. Mwachitsanzo, zikhoza kuwoneka ngati.

Tsogolerani (mphunzitsi odziwa):

- Master!

Kupita kalasi imodzi ya mphunzitsi wachinyamata limasonyeza nthawi kulowa mu chipinda, anaika chikwama chake pa tebulo, nodding kungoganiza kalasi ndipo akukonzekera kukhala pa mpando, kukankhira kunja kwa pansi pa tebulo. Tonga pafupifupi amafuula:

- Musati pansi!

Koma mphunzitsi wakhala pansi pa mpando. Tonga chakulalatira kugwedeza mutu wake mwachisoni, ndipo akupitiriza:

- usakhale pa mpando yomweyo - poyamba kufufuza ngati, kapena mabatani zomatira ...

Mphunzitsi amadzuka koma mpando ali Anapitirizabe ndi limatuluka ndi izo. Pofuna kukwaniritsa amenewa chabe pogwiritsa ntchito lamba kukhala imperceptible kulumikiza.

Mofananamo, mukhoza kumenya malamulo onse, omwe ngakhale kuwasandutsa kakang'ono skits zoseketsa za aphunzitsi pa Tsiku Mphunzitsi - lililonse lamulo kukhala zonse kunachitika yaing'ono chifaniziro.

Chithunzi chaching'ono ulamuliro chifukwa kuyambira aphunzitsi

Play skits zoseketsa za ana asukulu ndi aphunzitsi angathe zochokera zakafufuku lenileni ndi "hares". Mwachitsanzo, kutsogolera akunena lamulo ili:

- Master! Konse zimenezo mu ntchito za ophunzira, kuwonjezera mawu akuti "magazi mphuno yake!"

Kumasulidwa kanthu lamulo limeneli, mukhoza kumenya zosiyanasiyana skits zoseketsa za mphunzitsi wa phunziro. Mwachitsanzo, ngati.

mphunzitsi amapereka ntchito kwa ana:

- Mawa onse kubweretsa ntchito - magazi mphuno!

Ana Nodi, kunong'onezana, giggling. Zikuthwanima kuwala, simulating tsiku latsopano. Ana kukhala okhutira, mphunzitsi akufunsa kuwerenga ntchito ya mmodzi wa iwo. Akuti: "Wolemba. Magazi mphuno. Nditazindikira analemba nkhani madzulo. Mwadzidzidzi, ndinagona. mutu wokha anagwa pa kope, ndi mphuno flattened padziko tebulo kwa iye kwambiri unakhetsedwa! "

Mwina wina mwina ntchito: "Bweretsani zamanja - magazi mphuno," Chifukwa - ana kubweretsa thovu ndi "magazi". Ndipo wina akunena kuti magazi a mayi akutengedwa ndi zina - kuti odutsa mumsewu, ndi chachitatu limati adatenga mwazi ... mkulu wa sukulu, kukangana kuti analamula kutero Natalya Petrovna!

Zochitika-lamulo "matematichki"

Analandira skits nthabwala za aphunzitsi, omwe amakhudza mochenjera ndi oseketsa ophunzira. Chotero staging ngakhale oyenera sukulu KVNov.

mtsogoleri:

- The mphunzitsi masamu! Musati Usatong'olere ophunzira anu ndi kukondera ndi yothandiza ntchito - iwo mfumukazi ya sayansi onse ndi nkhani ina.

mphunzitsi;

- Anyamata, chonde kufotokoza yoweyula sine. Peter!

Peter chinachake mofulumira analemba pa pepala, cholembera kulumidwa, akungokanda mutu wake, mudzikonzere ruffles tsitsi - Mwachidule, zikusonyeza ndime ya kulemba ndondomeko. Ndiye anyamuka pa cithunzithunzi ke, ayika pansi mwendo wake, dzanja chimafikira patsogolo limati kulira kwa chinsalu:

- O, yoweyula sine, abwenzi,

Tsopano inu mumaona ndine pano.

Iye ndi wokongola, palibe mawu pano -

Koma Ine ndidzakupatsani inu zonse.

Monga zidakwa sitima kunyumba

Limasintha kaonedwe izo. Mmwamba ndi pansi

Pamapindikira mapini, mapini, mapini ...

Kalanga ine, apa nyimbo siyikuperekedwa ...

Variable sine! ku ngodya

Nthawi zonse zimatengera. Nthawi zonse!

About matalikidwe! Mfundo!

N'zotheka kuti kwa wapolisi woledzera

Ine ndifulumire? Ndipo chifukwa chilondacho

Tsatani? kapena mokakamizika

mayendedwe ake kwambiri anasokoneza

Mkuntho wa chisanu? Ndipo chisanu kunali kugwa zochuluka? ..

mphunzitsi mokwiya kaye ndi "ndakatulo":

- Chabwino, ndizo zokwanira, Petya, zosewera!

Khala pansi, wolemba ndakatulo Peter. Unit!

Chithunzi chaching'ono za aphunzitsi English

Wotani pedagogues dramatizations lalifupi, pamene Akuluakulu luso lawo ndi nthabwala, Izitu n'zovutitsa za pothana hapless aulesi. Chotero oseketsa skits mphunzitsi ndi wophunzira kusewera pamodzi, kotero iwo ali oyenera makonsatiwo sukulu lonse.

mphunzitsi;

- Tsiku Good, Volodya!

- Tsiku Good, Anna Pavlovna, - ndi kutsindika udindo wophunzira.

- Mfundo mawu?

- Koneshn Pavlova!

- Iwo adzakhala English "karoti"?

- Morkveyshnl!

- mbatata A?

- Kartofeyling!

- Kotero, Volodya ... Zamechatelneyshnl! Pakuti otvetiling inu poluchaeshnl edinitsiling! Ponimeyshinl?

Volodya chisoni nods, amanyamula nkhaniyo ndi masamba.

Thumbnail Utsogoleri wa chiwembu cha anecdotes za Vovochka atsikana

Oseketsa skits za aphunzitsi a belu komaliza kuponyedwa chokumbukira ubwana wakula mpaka omaliza. Choncho n'zotheka anyamata chachikulu ndi atsikana ndikulingalira ana - asungwana aang'ono ndi maliboni ndi madontho madontho ndi anyamata knickerbockers ndi thandizo. Mmodzi wa zithunzi mwina zimenezi.

mphunzitsi;

- Natasha, ndiuzeni kawetedwe, nyongolotsi?

- kugawa Tamara Stepanovna!

- More mwachindunji, Natasha, motani?

- fosholo chomwecho Tamara Stepanovna!

- Chabwino, Natasha, Mulungu awadalitse, mphutsi ... Ndipo ndipatseni nyama khumi amene amakhala mu Africa.

- Four ng'ona ndi anyani asanu ndi limodzi!

- Onse Natasha, kuleza mtima wanga uli pa! Perekani tsikulo ake, ndinaika izo kwa inu deuce ndi!

- Ndipo ine ndiribe izo tsopano ... Vasilisa Wake ndinatenga pa nthawi. Iye tsopano iwo kuwopseza makolo awo.

Tizithunzi pa munda anecdotes za Vovochka anyamata

mphunzitsi;

- Kodi ndi zingati zinthu ziwiri kuphatikiza ziwiri? Tanya, mundiyankhe!

- Zikwi zisanu, pigweed mphika!

- Cholakwika. Kodi mukuganiza, Petya?

- Ine ndikuganiza kuti Lachiwiri!

- Kodi mukuganiza, Petya. Ndipo ngati mukuganiza si ubongo ... Little Johnny, mwina mukudziwa yankho lolondola?

- Inde, pigweed Ivanna-! kawiri awiri ndi anayi!

- Ndiko kulondola, inu umnichka, Little Johnny! Ndipo kodi inu mukudziwa?

- Kotero Ndipotu ngati ku zikwi zisanu kudzachotsa Lachiwiri, ndiye ife tidzatenga anayi!

Powonekera yachiwiri anamanga kucheza Vovochki ndi makolo. Amayi spashivaet mwana, izo zinali mu sukulu lero. Little Johnny monyadira akuyankha kuti:

- pigweed Ivanna-kukutamandiranimo mnzako!

- Kodi ndi kuti? - Ndinadabwa amayi anafunsa.

- Iye sananene konse, "Chabwino, Little Johnny, zikomo kwambiri kwa makolo anu, iwo kwenikweni kuchita utumiki kwa ine Ndipo iye anapempha kuti onse anati ngati abale ndi alongo, ndinanenera poyamba.!

- Mwati?

- Chabwino, ndiye, ndinati - mwana yekhayo m'banja! Ndipo Maria Ivanovna napukuta thukuta mphumi pake, anakweza manja ake kumwamba ndi kufuula mosangalala: "Zikomo, Ambuye"

Kuti mudziwe mmene kubwera ndi tizithunzi nkhani maholide sukulu

staging onse chinyezimiro cha chowonadi. Iwo safuna kuti mukupanga. Monga kusata ana ndi aphunzitsi ndi kulemba zochitika zonse zoseketsa. Chiposa moyo makomedwe sanali kuyambitsa wina.