Tilandire amuna vesi ndi prose

Akubwera ndi mkate amuna ndi zovuta kuposa kwa kugonana chilungamo. Akazi womvera zizindikiro chidwi, choncho ikhoza kusunthidwa zofuna yosavuta chikondi ndi chimwemwe.

Moni kulankhula kwa mkazi, bambo kapena bwana liyenera kukhala lalifupi ntchito yaluso. Apo ayi, monga sakumbukira.

Choncho, madona anzeru mkulu ndikuganiza pasadakhale ndendende zomwe Mawu amene- iwo adzalankhula pa mwambo wolemekezeka a anthu.

Birthday - mpata ndipereka chidwi

Birthday sikokwanira kumva okondedwa kunyansidwa ndi zonse zofuna za thanzi ndi bwino.

Munthu kukondwerera kubadwa kwake, ine ndikufuna kuti amapatsa ndi Kuthokoza ndi "magazi anayima ubweya." Adzabweretsa chimwemwe chachikulu kubadwa alendo chokumbukira kupambana wake ndiponso achita.

Sizichita nawo kuti kubadwa mwamuna ndi bwino kulemba chisanadze kudzifunsa funso:

1. Kodi mikhalidwe yapadera ali ndi ngwazi za mapwando? Umene ayenera kuthokozedwa?
2. zinthu zimene chidwi zikuchitika mu moyo tsopano kapena kubadwa zinachitika posachedwapa?
3. Iye amagwira ntchito ndi munthu, pambuyo amene mukupita kupanga mkate? Kodi chidwi ntchito zake?
4. Monga mwachizolowezi ngwazi ya mwambowu amagwiritsa ntchito nthawi yake yopuma? ndi masewera ake, zokonda chiyani?
5. Kodi iye kulota? Kodi zolinga amaika yokha?

Kulemba mayankho, mumvetsa chofunika osanenapo m'mawu ake congratulatory. Mu mkate uwu ndi kubadwa munthu kukhala akulimbana, watanthauzo, ndi mtima lidzalira.

Ngati palibe talente ndakatulo

Ndiyenera onetsetsani kuti kuphika mkate mu kulankhula vesi? Kumene, tsiku lobadwa munthu aliyense zabwino kumva ndakatulo ulemu wake.

Koma ngati simukudziwa mmene kulemba ndakatulo ndi sindikufuna kuyitanitsa iwo amalipiritsa, ndi kupanga mkate mu prose, supplementing izo rhymed mizere m'mabuku kapena Internet.

Tikupereka inu mkate ngati kuti anthu pa tsiku la kubadwa.

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Phunziro chifukwa cha kunyada kwanga -

Lowani chiwerengero cha anzanu.

Mukulankhula za moyo,

uthenga Zambiri nawo.

maganizo Ine

Ndikhoza kumukhulupirira, ngati inemwini.

Ine ndikukhumba - kulola zochita za zochitika

Akuchita changu patsogolo

Ndi mapulani wokondedwa ndi maloto,

Malire kwanu kusakhale kumeneko!

Ndi cholinga pa mapewa iliyonse,

Tsimikizani ngati "Ndikufuna"!

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tsiku lobadwa iwe lero

A moona wamphongo,

Ndipotu, mphindi iliyonse ya moyo

Inu azikongoletsa nokha!

Pa chochitika mfundo iliyonse

Nkosafuna anachuluka ndi yosindikiza,

Kubatizidwa popanda alipo aliyense

Kodi ndinu wokonzeka kuyankha!

Tiyeni njira ndi cholimba,

Maloto ikuchitika moyo zedi!

Pakhale chimwemwe varnish,

kutopa pang'ono zosangalatsa

Madzulo kusanachitike bedi,

Pamene ntchito ndiye!

Tilandire mu prose tsiku lobadwa

Wokongola zovuta kupeza okonzeka zopangidwa Tilandire kwa amuna mu ndime. moni ndakatulo ndi sanalinso ndi zachilendo. zikondwerero Makamaka wokoma kwambiri kumva mkate mu izo, zinalembedwa prose, ndi tanthauzo.

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Kamodzi ndinafika ku Earth kuchokera kuphunzira zoipa wamatsenga. Iye ankakonda akazi a ndi amuna sanakonde sanali. Wamatsenga waganiza kuwononga kugonana mphamvu mu dziko, kuti okongola pa bwato anabereka ana okha kwa iye.

Iye anayamba anthuwo fumbi. Conjured pa wochokera choyamba - kamodzi anayamba kugwa. Conjured pa chachiwiri - Mphindi 15 palibe chinachitika, ndipo kenako iye anatembenuka mu mulu wa phulusa. Anatenga woipa amene amabweretsa kwa wachitatu ... ola zidachoka, wina - palibe chifukwa. Pakutha tsiku wamatsenga kotero wotopa kuti anakhala fumbi.

Maga wophunzira kutulo:

- N'chifukwa chiyani zimenezi zinachitika?

Kuyambira ochepa fumbi anabwera akufa wamatsenga kuti:

- Munthu wachitatu ali ndi chida champhamvu ndi mfiti zoipa. Ichi ndi mawu akuti "ndathana!". Iye mosiyana akuvutika awiri oyamba, anati moyo wake ndi nthawi zoposa zikwi khumi.

Choncho tiyeni kumwa chakuti kubadwa kwathu ukakhale kwa nthawi yaitali ndipo nthawi zonse anati, "Ine mwachita!".

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Kamodzi mamiliyoni akwatibwi padziko lonse anapita kukamenyana kwa mtima cha mwana wamkazi wokongola kwambiri mu dziko. Aliyense wa iwo anapanga lalikulu pamaso chintchito yachifumu. Olimba Mtima munthu kulumpha pa mahatchi kwa kalonga khonde, anamupatsa diamondi. Kukongola adawusa moyo yekha.

Mwadzidzidzi ndinayamba kuyenda zapitazi lalikulu unremarkable mwamuna wamng'ono amene alibe ngakhale kuyang'ana pa wolemekezeka. Iye basi anali kuyenda ndi kutafuna mbewu mpendadzuwa.

Msungwana wokongola kwambiri wa dziko analumpha kuchoka pa khonde ndi anathamangira pambuyo simpleton a.

Pamene iwo wokwatira, kalonga anafunsa chifukwa chake anasankha munthu imeneyi.

"Ndimafunanso kuyenda monga, kubudula mbewu ndi kuganizira za kanthu," - iye anati.

Choncho tiyeni kumwa chakuti kubadwa wathu wokondedwa nthawi zonse mbewu zokwanira kalonga wake wokondedwa.

masiku Round ndi zokongola

Tilandire ndi chikumbutso kwa munthu ayenera kuwomba wapadera kuposa tsiku lobadwa yachibadwa. Mu m'pofunika kutsindika kuti wapadera kubadwa moyo tsiku, m'malire a dziko la magawo moyo.

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Mutu aulemu la ngwazi za tsiku,

Icho chaperekwa, o, ndicho chifukwa chake!

Pakuti Uwerenge siteji zapitazi,

Zipambano, kupambana, kulephera,

Pakuti zinthu zonse zamtengo wapatali,

Zomwe ziribe manambala!

Mukanatha kwambiri, koma ambiri.

Tsoka - phunziro

Ndipo pali zambiri

nsonga ake panjira

Za kuti, kodi tipite.

Ngakhale cones osati ankanyamula

Munapeza zinamuchitikira,

Ndipo kale sanabadwe yopeta,

Pitani Lolunjika Njira!

Tiyeni n'zaka kuchuluka

Bwerani ku akaunti munthu kubanki

Ndipo mwayi phokoso mafunde

Bwerani, ndi ulemerero, ndi ulemu!

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Asiyeni iwo achite monga iwo kusangalatsa,

Kunyumba zonse ndi mozondoka,

Masiku ano, monga izo ziriri lero,

Osati mobwerezabwereza ina.

Monga mfundo yowala Buku,

Ntchito imeneyi - kuyamba.

Ndiuzeni ine, ee nthabwala kwa munthu

A dazeni kusintha latsopano?

Ndipo ine ndikufuna - zilekeni

Panjira, zabwino,

Achibale, tiyeni woweruza wina:

Chabwino, kodi inu mukuchita pali?

Nawenso mawu ako akhale olimba,

Mpaka kalekale,

A wakunjayo mudslinger

Osati mochenjera kwambiri munthu,

Adzaima pa akungoonerera,

Pang'ono nsanje pa onse,

Kodi inu ndi Luso la, talente woonda,

Sankhani kutenga njira zoona

Tilandire ndi chikumbutso kwa munthu akhoza kutenga maonekedwe a fanizo.

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Tinakumana anzathu awiri, amuna wolemekezeka mu msewu. Onse ali zovala zokongola. Wina anafunsa ena:

- Ndinu zimene kotero overdressed? Prazdnuesh chinachake?

- Inde, lero ndine patha zaka - zaka 40. Kodi inu polemekeza chimene izi wokongola?

- chikumbutso kwambiri. Chachisanu rubles miliyoni zana movutikira.

Choncho tiyeni kumwa chakuti kubadwa moyo wathu adakali ambiri chidzatha liti mitundu onse.

Zabwino zonse zokometsera

Sizichita nawo pa February 23 Amuna ayenera kutsindika ndi kutamanda mphamvu ndi kukana ngwazi za mwambowu.

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Mtsogoleri wa gululo zolondola,

Popanda chokhumudwitsa zina,

Male palibe Nkhata mtengo

Osati kwa zikho za!

Ndipo malangizo ake masiku ano

Ndikufuna kudzamuthokoza,

ngwazi athu ngati inu

Ndipo olimba ulemerero:

mphamvu zako zonse, ndi olimba mtima, ulemu,

Kuŵala kumwetulira!

Ulemerero wochokera kwa mkazi si osyasyalika -

Avomere tiyese!

Ndipo mu moyo wanu, tiyeni chimwemwe

Choncho, pali zambiri,

Kuti mukonza njira ya cholinga,

Chuma a msewu.

Ndipo nkomwe choyenerera,

Moona ndi mosasuka,

Mphoto ndalama m'thumba

Kuposa tiyeni inu osyplyut!

Sizichita nawo pa February 23 Amuna a bwalo la anzanu ndipo ayenera kukhala zochepa ofunda.

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nkhuni ntchito akupita,

Kupita Kokasangalala si asatipusitsenso -

February ake makumi atatu

Inu chikondwerero njira yokha!

Ndi mphatso zanu kawirikawiri

Kulikonse timaona,

Ndi bwino kuti

Masulani!

Ine kwenikweni ndikufuna

Inu ufulu kwambiri.

Ndipo kuzindikira

sitepe yanu yonse nkhani.

Mayi tiyeni mukukhulupirira

Unsophisticated mwa inu,

Support pa zomvetsa

Ndi mwayi wogwira nawo!

Ndipo zisangalalo ine ndikukhumba

Ndipo ang'ono ndi lalikulu:

Kuyambira makapu lokoma tiyi

Pamaso World Cup.

Tiyeni mphoto adzakhala

Mu ulemerero, ndi ndalama,

Ndipo akazi amakonda tiyeni

Mu mtima mwanga!

Nthabwala pa tebulo

Tilandire mwamuna ndi nthabwala pang'ono kulemba, m'pofunika komanso kunena kuti kunapezeka zoseketsa. Madona amene angathe izo, ndi olandiridwa mlendo pa phwando iliyonse.

Kuti Tilandire amuna anu zosangalatsa, kuyesera akuti sali m'malo mwawo ndiponso m'malo mwa mafilimu kapena chinthu zopanda moyo.

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Mbuye wanga! Ndiwe matupi adzagwira ine ndi zala zake ndi manja ofunda.

Kuntchito, ine nthawizonse kumeneko, koma kawirikawiri mukundiitanira kunyumba. Mwina mkazi wako adzakhala nazo ngati muli usiku sadzapita ku bedi naye ndi ine.

Mwa njira, ndili pano, kapolo wako okhulupirika. Wokonzeka kuti mudzipereke pakali pano (timapereka chogwirira).

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Ndinangoyang'ana filimu za James Mgwirizano. Nthawi zotsangalatsa 007 Ine ndinayang'ana pa zenera ndipo anati: "Mwamsanga kulemba uthenga yosiyanasiyana. Kupita kubadwa kwanga - WERENGANI kubadwa. Pa zenera anaonekera kalata: "Mwatsoka, ine sindiri ndi inu. Kwenikweni ndimafuna kuti pa tsiku lanu lobadwa. Mwapadera anagula Tuxedo latsopano ndi kukonza izo. Koma miyambo Russian alonda si anadutsa malire, monga ine anafotokoza kuti ine ndinali kupita kwa kubadwa wanga kwa inu. Koma ine kuphonya. Ndinu kudzoza anga ndi chitsanzo chabwino. ""

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Khalani nokha

Ngati atakufunsani kuti anene Tilandire amuna, chonde musasiye. Inde, amene amalankhula kulankhula kumwa ku adzitengere ulamuliro wa. Osati aliyense angathe kuchirikiza yokha mu maso a alendo onse pano. Chisangalalo tingathe kumachita unnaturally kapena kutaya mawu anu.

Koma pamene iwe unanena Tilandire amuna, aliyense wa iwo kumvetsera mwatcheru kwambiri, ndi kuyamika. Amalankhula iliyonse chakudya, ndipo udzakhala ndi kupambana kwakukulu ndi atsikana.