Oseketsa skits kampani: nthabwala, ankapenta ndi nthano

Ndi kwambiri pamene ankaimba pa chikondwerero zithunzi zoseketsa. Kampani, pang'ono tipsy ndi Kumasuka, zidzakhala zosangalatsa ngakhale kuti atenge mbali mu impromptu ntchito azithunzithunzi. Sikuti kukonzekera pasadakhale chipinda, ngakhale zochokera improvisation. A skits oseketsa kampani kusankha bwino ntchito zonse amadziwika ndi kusintha nkhani zawo.

Raffle anecdote - posmeshili anthu oona mtima!

Tikhoza kupereka mpikisano ngati: magulu munthu zitatu kusewera oseketsa zithunzi anecdotal. Kwa gulu la anthu achilendo, ngakhale ntchito imeneyi si yovuta kwambiri, koma limakupatsani mofulumira kukakumana ndi mabwenzi. Chifukwa ife tonse tikudziwa kuti palibe chimene chimagwirizanitsa, monga bizinesi limodzi la kulenga. ntchito kale muli zofunikila sewero skits oseketsa, nthabwala, koma zikhoza kupangidwa tentatively. Mwachitsanzo, "Maonekedwe-anecdote za zyate mayi ndi mochenjera zoipa" kapena "ankachitika anecdote za wanzeru zambiri Chapaeva Petka". mukhoza ndipo kodi ntchito zithunzi oseketsa ndi kutsatsa kuti awakwapule pamaso pa alendo.

Kukonzekera mpikisano ankapenta oseketsa

muyenera kunyamula eni zofunika kusewera ministsenok. Zimakhala mipango ndi zipewa, zosiyanasiyana magalasi (mkazi wachikulire ndi gulu zotanuka ndi superfashionable dzuwa), ndevu onyenga, ndevu zapamlomo wapamwamba, mphuno, mafuta odzola ambulera nsomba ndodo, nsapato nsomba, ana chidole zida (malupanga, malupanga, mfuti, mfuti, mauta, mivi) . Komabe, kusankha akhoza kukhala okulira kwambiri, izo zonse zimadalira wotani skits oseketsa kampani kubwera m'maganizo ojambula zithunzi. Zikuoneka kuti iwo adzafunika tricycle ndi ana, kapena agogo aakazi kuluka, kutsetsereka kapena mtanga kusonkhanitsa bowa.

Khirisimasi nthano

Gay powonekera zedi kusangalatsa alendo, ngati kwenikweni adzakhala ali maphwando a matsenga nkhani. Mwachitsanzo, kungakhale "akale nthano ya nsomba ndi kupindika amakono."

Mawu wolemba:

Iye anakhala mkazi wachikulire ndi mnyamata-biznesledi wokondedwa
Pa nyanja, chilumba cha Caribbean.
Iwo ankakhala mu chinyumba wake wapamwamba
Ndendende zaka zitatu, atatu masiku ndi mausiku atatu.
Mkazi wachikulire anakhala mu Nyumbayi kuti ofika,
A kamwanako ndi - zonse.
Asanachoke, mayi wokalamba kulangidwa ...

Mkazi wakale:

Inu khalidwe, Krotik ufulu wanga!
Nechay pano privechayut amene alibe kumenyana
Loko patebulo kuitana inde mbewu.
Ndipotu, kanthu zabwino silidzatha,
Makamaka, chifukwa mudzayamba kukopa akazi.
Ine sindikufuna kuti kuwopseza Rybonka wake -
Sindinaonepo kumukhumudwitsa Sindidzachita ...
Koma pali anthu mu dziko zoipa,
Wamwano, wochenjera nsanje koma adyera!
"Mkazi" umakhulupilira chiyani imechko -
Ndicho muyenera amene mantha zaka!

wolemba:

Anati wakale mkazi mwana wake,
Glazonki modzichepetsa mu nthaka atapachikidwa wake ...

Buddy:

Kodi inu, Mamic puzipuzichka wanga!
Ndiwe krasotulya-arbuzichka!

wolemba:

Kotero kuti, iye anakhudza mkazi akale
... ndiye m'munsi, ndiye m'mimba mafuta!
Pa yomweyo kutsinzinira maso
Antchito, shoferitse, nyakulima.
Ndipo mkazi wachikulireyo anapita ku chilumbachi,
Young mwana anathamanga nyanja.
Anayamba dinani nsomba golide.

Buddy:

Nsomba ndi nsomba! Mwamsanga tiyeni kusambira pano!
Mkazi ali ndi zaka preprotivnaya ntchito yanga mwazisiya kachiwiri!
Chaka Chatsopano anali ndithu pa mphuno,
Chabwino inu mphatso ine, Nsomba, anachita!
Ndikudikira kwa mphindi imodzi kapena ziwiri, chifukwa si yavishsya - mlandu!

wolemba:

Anapita kukaweza kwake ndipo anafunsa ...

nsomba:

vopish Kodi inu, mwana, si choncho, ndiye?
Ndine mphatso kwa inu okonzeka.
Apa, kuyang'ana ...

wolemba:

Ndipo pa gombe atsala!
Osati nsomba zonse, ndi mtsikana!
Achinyamata abwino, okongola, akuluakulu!
Old mfiti biznesmenshe osati angapo, tawonani tawonani.
Ndipo Buddy anati Nsomba
Awa ndi mawu a kuzindikira, ...

nsomba:

Ngakhale ine nsomba, monga, osayankhula,
Ndipo mwankhanzaku nyama za m'madzi,
Koma ine sindine mfundo incorporeal -
Ndine wamkazi, caress pamaso wamwamuna omvera.
Inu nayika manja anu pozungulira ine molimbira, ndiyetu pa kamwa yanga, otentha -
Ndipo ine adzakwaniritsa zonse zimene mupempha -
Ndikukhumba akwaniritsidwa ku Chaka Chatsopano pa usiku ...

Katani (awiri "zochitika za tchuthi ogwira ntchito, kusunga pepala anatambasula kapena chidutswa cha nsalu).

wolemba:

Choncho mwana wagwidwa maukonde rybii
Choncho natsogozedwa mawu abodza ...
Kwenikweni ine ndinayesera kukonda slimy nsomba,
Amene zinangowoneka ngati lokoma.
Komabe, munthu amene si zachilendo:
Iye ntchito sizigulidwa ndalamayo.
Pomwepo adadza nthawi ya chisangalalo kwa iye,
Nsomba akufuna kukwaniritsa
Iye anasonyeza okonzeka. Ndipo iye anati ...

"The nsalu anawamvera popanda" - nupite mbali ya "antchito siteji" atanyamula gawo minofu.

Buddy:

Ndipo ine ndikufuna nsomba wanga wokondedwa,
Kwa mkazi wanga kuti ine ndikadakhala wamng'ono kuposa ine,

Kukongola zikanakhala chodzala tsaya!

Ndipo chattels onse, katundu
Wanga wakhala ...

Author (lemba ndi zisudzo ndi zikuonetsera, mavutowo)

Nsomba zloradostno grinned,
Buddy anasonyeza maw toothy ...
Pa nthawi yomweyo iye inasanduka yotheratu nkhalamba,
Mkulu yafooka, imvi ndi wofooka.
Mu mpando atakhala wilutcheya,
Pa pamwamba pa nyanja iye anayang'ana chisoni.
Mtsikana anali mkazi wake.
Ndipo ndi zoona, kukoma - sitikumvetsa amadziwa.
Only nkhaniyi, tonse amaoneka
Bwerezani kusintha pang'ono chabe.
Chifukwa monga usiku Chaka Chatsopano
Ndi chokhumba kuganiza anzeru.
Sindikufuna inu mlendo woipitsitsa,
Ndi kupempha zabwino, thanzi!
Ndiyeno mafuno abwino
Sadzalephera kudzazidwa yomweyo!
Ndipo mulole matambula a vinyo wodzazidwa!
Ndipo nkhope kuyatsa ndi kumwetulira,
Ndi osangalatsa m'nyumba tiyeni mphanga!