Oseketsa zinachitika pa April 1. Chitsanzo 1 April

Kodi mwambo wa nthabwala ndi kuseka wa wina ndi mnzake tsiku loyamba la mwezi kasupe wa apakatikati, palibe amene akudziwa zenizeni. Komabe, zosavomerezeka tchuthi Tsiku la wopusa anaganiza kuti tisangalale ndi kusangalala ndi nthabwala. Ndipo m'madera ena ngakhale kudzachita zoimbaimba, maphwando makampani, kumene moseketsa zinachitika pa April 1, n'koyenera kwambiri.

Kutsogolera kampani chipani "Tsiku April waopusa"

Inde, mini-skits oseketsa kwa maholide akhoza kugunda ndi alendo. Koma Ndi kwambiri zofunika kusankha wabwino mtsogoleri ichi chochitika.

Izo zikhoza kukhala odziwika umunthu, ndi makhalidwe owala, mayendedwe wopatsa chidwi, ndi chithunzi chenicheni, amene amadziwika kuti zonse zosonkhana. Kumene, anthuwa prototypes chabe, umene akamachita za zisudzo zofufuzafufuza ku ndodo ya gulu makampani.

Mwachitsanzo, anthu akhoza kukhala Renata Litvinova, Vladimir Zhirinovsky, Mikhail Boyarsky, Verka Serduchka. Pangani fano deta munthu mosavuta, chifukwa iwo ali yowala kuti parody - n'kosangalatsa. Iwo chifuniro khalidwe Tiyerekezenso monga wa April 1, akufuna kuno.

Kutuluka kutsogolera ndi moni alendo

Izo zimatsegula chikondwerero oseketsa powonekera. Pa April 1, ndi bwino asakhudze ndale ndi nthabwala za bwino ndi kutseka nkhani zonse.

Powonekera Zhirinovsky. Iye ali, monga mwa nthawi zonse, poona ngakhale, kumlingo kukwiya.

- Ndi mdierekezi amadziwa zimene! Zamanyazi! Inu nonse Lefortovo, osati mu ofesi! Amene amaloledwa kubwera kuno? N'chifukwa chiyani? Ine ndikufunseni inu! Apa ndinu, dona mu chipewa, kodi inu mukuchita chiani? - ananena kuti mayiwo kuti amaonetsera Renata Litvinova.

- Ine? I ... Ine VITA - kumapeto ... kuti ndi yofunika m'mphepete mwa ... - babbles co-makamu, kusintha chipewa chake.

- Ndi zimenezo, kuti kumapeto inu balansiruesh pakati pa ufulu ndi ... Amene amaloledwa kubwera kuno popanda chilolezo boma chipani ichi opusa? Vladimirsky chapakati kulira kwa inu! Kuphwanya, ena kuyan'anila za nthawi! - Zhirinovsky adzagwira mutu wake.

- Mwa njira, holide pa April 1 (April waopusa Tsiku) More Mfumu Petulo analemba - Wopeza chochitira Renata.

- Kodi mukulankhula za? Ndipo pamene chotero Ndipotu inu anakumba?

- Ndi ... - Renata kudina mphamvu ya kutali, akuonekera chimango powonekera, simulating ndi polojekiti.

Pushkin choyamba pa April

Izi zoseketsa zinachitika pa April 1, ndi mtundu wa mpikisano wa ndakatulo connoisseurs.

Pa siteji - atatu a Tsar Peter, ndi munthu wolemekezeka amene amawerenga mawu a wolemba.

Wolemba: nsidze mfumu, kukwaniritsa kosavomereza
Ine ndinati ...

Peter:

"Dzulo
Iye anagwetsedwa namondwe
Peter "chipilala.

Wolemba: Kuti mantha.

Fuko lomveka: "Sindikudziwa .. Kodi nzoona?"

Wolemba: Mfumu anaseka.

Peter: "M'bale woyamba, April!"

Mafunso alendo ndi kunja co-khamu Mihaila Boyarskogo

Zhirinovsky:

- Ndipo amene anapanga izo? Kodi inuyo ndi zoona ... chipewa Yanu zida, savomereza chilichonse, monga anamasulidwa ... Mwina mukudziwa pano yemwe analemba izo? Ndipo chimene chiri pafupi, ha?

Ngati palibe amene akuyankha mafunso molondola Zhirinovsky, mu sewero la April 1, adzalowa Boyarsky.

- zikwi A ziwanda! April Opusa 'Tsiku ndi kale mu mphamvu amapita, koma ndife osati diso limodzi ... sanali falitsani! Monga anthu anzeru kunena opusa opusa mu masewera si ankaimba, chifukwa amakhala iwo ... Ah! Amene ndikuona? Vladimir Volfovich! Chikuchitika ndichiyani? Amene mukufuna kudzala kumbuyo mipiringidzo kachiwiri?

Zhirinovsky:

- Siyani nthabwala wanu zitsiru, mphunzitsi wa akambuku! Ndife zofunika tatsimikiza, ndale. Amene analemba ndakatulo ndi zomwe ziri pafupi? Ndinu ola, sindikudziwa?

Boyarsky grins ndi kupereka yankho lolondola. Kumene, pali kupitiriza ndakatulo Pushkin ndi ena ambiguity. Koma oseketsa skits akuluakulu amavomereza izo.

Kuchoka Verka Serduchka "placebo botolo"

N'koyenera moseketsa zinachitika pa April 1 za placebo ndi chikhulupiriro. Ntchito yaikulu ndi anachita izo Verka Serduchka, amene akuonekera poyera ndi thumba lodzala mankhwala.

- Ndipo pano ine ndiri, Zdorovenki buly, njonda! Ndipo sho tikuchita kuno? Vipivaem, mwanjira iliyonse? - amamwa galasi pagome pa mmodzi wa alendo, Kukoka. - Chabwino, Mulungu wanga, kodi kumwa zopanda pake izi? Bwino ndi umagwirira olimba! Ndipo ndi wabwino kwa madona tsitsi pambuyo 60. Ndiyeno, ngati iwo anakwatirana kale. Palibe chabwino ndiponso zoyeretsa kuposa athu ano mowa wamphamvu! - achoka mu thumba ndi botolo la madzi kale loipa. - Apa, yesani, zabwino chelek, monga kuyesa! Wopitiriza thanzi! - Kuthira, kukakamiza alendo kuyesa. - Chabwino, bwanji?

The botolo la mkaka sitimadzipereka ndi madzi. Mwachibadwa, mlendo akulankhula za mokweza.

- Kodi - osati gorilka? Chabwino Ndimawerenga - gorilka! Simukhulupirira, tsono? Ndipo ichi, poyamba, placebo, inde! "Idyani ndi kukhulupirira" amatchedwa! Inu kudya masoseji, kukhulupirira kuti zikhale nyama: ng'ombe kumeneko, nkhumba ... Ndipo mungokhulupirira ine - izo m'mimba ndipo mukufuna ng'ombe ndi nkhumba!

Monologue Verka "Khulupirirani - Musadalire"

Pa mfundo imeneyi, mukhoza kumanga skits osiyana oseketsa choti kampani. Mwachitsanzo, monologue nkhani za bwenzi la.

Mzanga - musadzakhulupirire zimenezo! - ndawalemba kuti litayamba, kwa kulemera imfa. Osati ndawalemba ndi lotayako iye atumiki Nemerow! Kaya tyshshu, kapena awiri - Ine sindikukumbukira. Ndipo iye, mu lingaliro langa, ngati munthu zamakono - komanso placebo ndikukhulupirira muyenera izo. Tokmo m'chikhulupiriro noneshnie anthu - ansembe mu mpingo anati - wapita, chifukwa chinachake, ndi onse a mavuto athu anapita.

About Ba-Ila sho ine ndiri kumeneko? A ovomereza-mnansi Tanya. Mwachidule, adzaphatikizapo duroha kukhulupirira anu kompyuta litayamba pohudilny, adzakhala kumeneko mu masewera mmene sewerolo kapena lendewera pa chikhalidwe Intaneti, koma chophimba ndi n'kamodzi kamphindi, mphindi kamphindi. Monga chotengera chikondwerero, pafupi, mkazi wake wakhala ... Ndipo sho iye galimoto mwachitsanzo umachititsa - osati Zedi, tokmo iye akuganiza kuti ndi unsembe wake amapereka pohudilnuyu.

Ankakhala ku kompyuta - ndipo pa masikelo. Ndipo zotsatira imeneyo! Zikuwoneka ngati iye sali ndithu kudalira anali. Ndipo Tanya kuti ngakhale chitsiru, koma osati mu gulu: kamodzi m'mudzi ndi olembedwa, ngati n'kofunika kutero. Mlongoyo anayankha kuti: "Inu, wokondedwa wanga, mochuluka ... chinthu ichi ... bwino, inu mukudziwa (izo zikusonyeza manja malo tailors anayeza circumference m'chiuno). A lalikulu biofield, apa! Mwachidule, anu ... awa ali iwo? .. zikhumbo anapha anthu amene anandituma CD wathu. Inu - ndi makhalidwe apadera koma muyenera kuyamba kuchita dongosolo la mtundu wina, ndipo inu mumakhala zamaganizo "!

Ndipo Tanya ndi chikalata gawo limodzi (limasonyeza manja kupanga kugwira lalikulu). Munthu mwa iye wamba ambiri. Ndipo iye anaganiza kukhulupirira kachiwiri ndipo fufuzani. Ndalemba ndi izi chimbale, kenako adzakhala ankaimbidwa zamatsenga. A pagalimoto kuti si ofunika angapo tysh, mwina kwambiri. Pa zitsiru osakhulupirira cholinga kuonda alephera, tsopano amizimu anatumikira. Placebo!

Tsopano akukhala Tanyuha wanga, kachiwiri kuyang'ana pa zenera, kuyembekezera kudzoza. Chifukwa-ndipo apa ndinadza.

Interlude "Kodi kugulitsa ndi chimbale akusowekapo"

Renate adza kwa Serduchka:

- Ine ndamva kuti lero, April 1 - Tsiku April waopusa nthabwala ndi nthabwala? Ndipo nkhani yanu - wathunthu zamkhutu, pomwe?

Vera:

- chiyani zachabechabe? Onse oona! Choncho ndinatenga Kuyendetsa kuchokera Tanya, anabweretsa pano.

Renata:

- Ndipo inu sakanakhoza kwa ine? Ndikufuna kuyesetsa ... Mwinamwake ine kodi alibe aura cholimba, ndipo azindithandiza.

Vera:

- Ndipo kodi ndiye? Ndinu, monga, ndi wabwinobwino ... Ndipo dzidzidzi pambuyo skhudnosh kwambiri? Bwino ndi sho ndiye chinachake komanso?

Renata:

- Eya, zikutanthauza kuti inunso mungakhulupirire mphamvu zake! Inu, mwamsanga kugulisa kwa ine! Zingati? - chimakakamiza mu Serduchka mmikono litayamba.

- Ayi, chabwino, ine munakhala - osati otderosh ngati chingamu ... pa jekete! Aha, chabwino! Inu ... atatu tyshshi !!!

Renata akutsegula chikwama chake ndipo akutenga ndalama. Ndiye amagwira chimbale, nathawa. Vera:

- placebo ... Tanya zikundiuza kuti ndi manja ake ong'ambika, ndipo Ine sadakhulupirire. Pano pali tanthauzo ntchito pa biofield anu, izo zinali donuts mwachizolowezi, ndipo tsopano ndi kukhala zamatsenga - monga chimbale akusowekapo n'kulongedza!

Interlude "Kodi kusiyanitsa mkazi wanzeru kwa munthu wopusa"

Zhirinovsky wakupemphani Boyarsky:

- Ngakhale lero April 1 - April waopusa Tsiku nthabwala ndi gags, koma ndikuuzani inu pompano kwambiri. nkhani imeneyi ndi chitsimikiziro cha lingaliro langa: akazi onse - opusa!

Boyarsky:

- Ndipo ine zingakhale categorical. Zochokera Mwambi otchuka, malingaliro wa mkazi inversely molingana ndi kutalika kwa tsitsi lake. Ndiko kuti, tsitsi lalitali - yochepa maganizo.

Zhirinovsky:

- Kodi ukuganiza kuti dazi mkazi wanzeru? Pamene ine pulezidenti, ndidzakhala kufalitsa lamulo - kuti amete azakhali onse nalyso! Dziko lathu sayenera opusa, kaya kugonana! Perekani dazi akazi!

Boyarsky:

- Ndipo apa, Vladimir Volfovich, inu cholakwika. Tangoganizani kwa mphindi yokha mozungulira dazi ndi mwamtheradi anzeru dona. Nanga kodi ife anthu? Sitinathe onse a iwo!

Vera:

- Musati otayika, njonda! Ine ndinakutulutsani pano kuyendetsa "Kodi kusiyanitsa mkazi dazi amuna cheya" mu 4000 basi. Sikuti ngakhale kuyang'ana - Ufumuyo mphumi ndipo inu mwachita! Kamodzi zimaonekeratu, mkazi wanzeru, ndi komwe munthu wopusa.

Zhirinovsky:

- Ndipo inu, onani litayamba wanu! - Werke amapereka ndalama afika litayamba.

Imakhudzanso mphumi, watseka maso ake.

- chachirendo ... Iwo likukhalira kuti Vera - munthu wanzeru, koma ine ... Zikuoneka, nayenso, munthu! - atsegula maso ake, maso kuyang'ana Verka, koma anali atapita.

Tizithunzi paphiri la mphindi - Ndi zosangalatsa ndi zopatsa chidwi!

The script Payenera kukhala skits zoseketsa, lalifupi, ngati nthabwala. Iwo akhoza kuimba kuchezeredwa impromptu.

- chachirendo ... Zikuoneka kuti, ndi Ine sindimakhulupirira ngakhale mu gehena kapena mkazi wanzeru, ndi ngati izi pochitika ine mozungulira chala chake pang'ono ... - anali kukukonda mutu wake.

Boyarsky:

- O, akazi awa! Kwambiri iwo twirl ife, ndipo ife tikadali inadza pa nsomba zawo chintchito! Ine agumanikanambo wosankhidwa wa ankapenta osiyana. Izi skits zoseketsa, lalifupi, n'zosavuta kusewera, ngakhale popanda maphunziro. Tiyeni tiyese!

Mlendo Michael amasankha anthu ochepa akupereka mawu awo. Palibe amene akudziwa amene adzakhululukidwa wophatikizidwa kusewera kakang'ono - pagona ya nsomba. Boyarsky anatchulapo mmodzi wa "zisudzo" ndipo anafunsa iye kuyamba.

Anecdote mwa anthu

Zolembedwa angakhale osangalatsa zithunzi m'moyo. nkhani zambiri ankapenta wa mapulogalamu otchuka sewero lanthabwala kupereka zinthu kwambiri. Mwachitsanzo, skits oseketsa pa mutu mgwirizano wa muukwati ali oyenera pafupifupi aliyense kampani wamkulu.

mwamuna Young amachitira mphatso ukwati. Chipinda m'gulu mnyamata, amachotsa chophimba. mwamuna;

- Ndikufuna kukuchenjezani. Loweruka pa 18 koloko, anzanga akusiya kusaka. A kubwerera Lamlungu pa 23 koloko. Ndipo palibe chimene chingalepheretse izi: palibe mkuntho kapena mphepo yamkuntho kapena madzi osefukira!

- Wodabwitsa - ndi udindo mkazi. - ndiyenera ndikuchenjezeni inu. Tsiku lililonse kwa maola 22 mpaka 23 Ine ndekha ndiwotani. Ndipo palibe chimene chingalepheretse ine, palibe madzi osefukira, palibe mphepo yamkuntho, kapena kusaka ako!

impromptu pantomime

Pamene tebulo anthu amasonkhana kulenga, choyambirira, onetsetsani kuti kuwapatsa mpata wofotokoza maganizo awo.

N'zochititsa chidwi kupita pa tchuthi mini zithunzi zoseketsa, amene amathandiza kuchezeredwa impromptu. Presenter limati lemba, ndi amisiri chiwerengero cha alendo zikusonyeza zotsatira za zimene amamva.

Ndi bwino ntchito yosavuta corporative okwanira mu mawu a chiwembu mini skits. Oseketsa mphindi anafotokoza osati mwa mawuwo ndi wokhutira, komanso luso ojambula zithunzi kusonyeza pantomime pachiyambi. Mwachitsanzo, n'zotheka kupereka njira zimenezi.

Tilandire mu pantomime "kutsanulira sosedushke!"

Musanayambe kusewera kunja skits oseketsa choti kampani impromptu pofuna nawo kugawira maudindo. Akawaitanira kwa eni - ndi kusonkhanitsa owonjezera a zinthu zovala, amene akhoza kugwiritsa ntchito.

interlude Izi nawo:

• White Mbalame ya Chinsansa.
• Wokongola tsekwe.
• Willow - anthu atatu.
• A kapu ya mowa wamphamvu.

Author (mtsogoleri) kuwerenga akuyamba, zisudzo ndi mopepuka ankafotokozedwa zochita pantomime. Chifukwa ndi zithunzi zoterezi zosangalatsa zimene kuthandiza kuseka sangathe.

White tsekwe zoyandama

Wokondedwa akuitana.

Koma sanazimve ndi tsekwe amagona

Iye ali mu mthunzi wa misondodzi wandiweyani.

White Mbalame ya Chinsansa anapita

anapezazo wina zabwino.

Kokani-kukoka, koma sizinathandize.

Tsekwe akugona momveka zodabwitsa!

White Mbalame ya Chinsansa anapita

Kapu ya mowa wamphamvu anapeza.

Monga ndinkafuna kumwa,

Lo ndipo tawonani - pali tsekwe. Ukufuna chiyani?

galasi wathu tsekwe anagwira,

Ine kumwa iwo, grunted, kuluma.

White Mbalame ya Chinsansa chokhumudwitsa

Unachitikira ake, koma akuganizira

Anamwetulira. Chabwino, tiyeni

Tsekwe kumwa. Ndi chisoni?

Tsekwe clutched mimba yake,

Iye grunted, anagwa pa mbali yake.

Pali makhalidwe: kumwa awo okha!

Inde sosedushke kutsanulira!

Mbali yofunika kwambiri

Nkofunika kuti akonze tchuthi zinkachitika nawo akanakhoza kutenga alendo onse. Choncho, muyenera kuganizira zomwe mungathe monga gulu masewera, mpikisano. Mpikisano monga "The grimace funniest," "Mfumu oseketsa kuseka", "Ine - okongola kwambiri ndi wokongola" malo aakulu limodzi ndi mabwenzi apamtima, achinyamata ogwira ntchito magulu.

Zoseketsa mafunso ndi mphatso zosangalatsa komanso zimasangalatsa ndithu phwando anazindikira ndi gulu kapena masewera. Makamaka aliyense amakonda nyimbo Mpikisanowo, pamene n'zotheka kuchita kolasi ya nyimbo iliyonse asintha.