Monologues zoseketsa akazi - malemba wathunthu

Makamaka, siteji zoimbaimba ndipo zowonetsera kanema lero zikumveka monologues zoseketsa kwa akazi. The yojambula weniweni umenewu anapangidwa "Comedy MKAZI" HIV. Ndipo akazi KVN anabweretsa monologues zoseketsa zambiri amai dziko.

Lady Izitu n'zovutitsa: lupanga lake koma mwa anansi awo ...!

monologues zoseketsa akazi nthawi zambiri ukuperekedwa zolakwa za kugonana chilungamo. Kuti ndi madona mmene kuseka pa okha pa iwo. Ndipo ife timayenera yapadera, amene amakopeka monologues zoseketsa kwa akazi. Unfettered, musazengereze ngati kupusa komanso zopondereza Chithunzi amakulolani kuona mbali cha zolakwa zake.

Apa ndi Baibulo tingachipeze powerenga: mkazi kukhumudwa lagawidwa zilonda ndi bwenzi lake pa foni.

- Ndipo wotchuka uja, iye anandiuza kuti: "Inu alibiretu masewera!" Izi anga - ndipo palibe! Inde, ndili ndi chizolowezi akhoza kutsegula chitseko popanda kugwiritsa ntchito manja awo! Ndipo ngati inu mukufuna, ndiye akhoza kukwaniritsa mwakachetechete ku ukwati iwo shampusika azikuuzani ndi awiri zinthu pomelo. Chabwino, zipatso ndi iwo - tiyeni iwo "pomelo" ndi ... Inu, Anka, Suntuke ine cholakwika? Sindikumvetsa ... Kodi inu kwa iye yekha kapena ine?

Kumenya, funani, kupeza, usawataye!

Lonse wosanjikiza ntchito nditaona zoyenera vuto kufufuza kwa theka lachiwiri. Kuti mudziwe mmene akumvera pofuna kuthetsa vutoli, ena madona, azithunzithunzi monologues za akazi kuti ndinu wotsimikiza kuti achititse omvera kumwetulira.

Kwenikweni ankapenta kunachokera Mbali ya anthu ambiri: iwo zotsiyana amaoneka ndi ena.

Wachiwiri "Mochenjera" - kusonyeza oimira theka lamphamvu, chimene ifeyo kukhala zoseketsa monologue akazi. Pa amuna madona mukhoza kulankhula mpaka kalekale! Iwo ndimangokonda kumbukirani kulumikizana awo akale, zokumana nazo gawo, momwe "zikhale" amuna awo, kuwaphunzitsa. Search kwa theka lachiwiri zoyenera monologues zoseketsa kwa akazi, malemba amene ali pansipa.

Ad mu nyuzipepala za kudziwana "Puss mu masokosi"

Apa kamodzi Ine ndinati ku ofesi Agogo aakazi wathu yekha. Chabwino, Mulungu dandelion - mawu amodzi. Ine anatulutsa kwinakwake mu kuya kwa masiketi awo, zamphepo wodzazidwa mawonekedwe a malonda kwaulere ndipo anaika pa tebulo.

Ine ndinatenga pepala mu manja ake, kuwerenga. Ndipo basi mukudabwa dayus! Zongopeka mu babulechki, tisaiwale, ngakhale ena ... sizidzatha! Neno loyamba kwambiri zinandipangitsa mu Mikwatulo. Mvetserani kwa izi: "Kitty wanga! Chikondi ndi wachikondi mphaka akudikira mu nyumba yake momasuka, pabedi zofewa pang'ono ... Fulumira chomwecho, mwinamwake malo anu adzakhala osiyana! "

Ngakhale kuti tili oposa limasonyeza kuti asapite makasitomala ndi maganizo awo ndipo nsonga, sindikanatha kulimbana kufunsa: "Babulechka, ndipo n'chifukwa chiyani muyenera ichi" mphaka "? Mukukhala mu mtendere nyumba zawo momasuka - bwino. Ndipo padzakhala ena wopanda khalidwe, Nakuru, masokosi kumwaza padziko ... "Ndipo babulechka ine kuti:" Docha, kodi waona amphaka mu masokosi, ndiye, "wake?

Agogo aakazi-ngakhale mphaka anali kufunafuna mphaka wanga, ndipo ine ndinaganiza, choncho amene amadziwa zomwe.

Zoseketsa monologue akazi za amuna "Dzitetezeni achigololo kuyang'ana theka"

Lembali akhale mbali ina ya kakang'ono koyamba, chifukwa kanthu amatenga malo onse m'magazini yomweyo, pamene malonda mwalandiridwa. Koma nthawi ino dona anabwera njira zazikulu kwambiri malaya wofiirira, chipewa wobiriwira ndi mpango lalanje. Mu kulengeza zinanenedwa kuti oopsa achigololo kufunafuna moyo mwamuna kapena mkazi. Chabwino, ine clasped mano, ndipo anati kanthu: kotero achigololo achigololo, aliyense ali kumvetsa mawu.

Monologue wa woyamba mkazi ndi kupanikizana kabichi

Mtsikana anakhala pa mpando ndipo anafuna kugawana nafe kukumbukira anu akale a amuna awo.

- mwamuna wanga woyamba anali, mfundo, munthu wabwino. Only kwambiri ndikamacheza pa chakudya. Chirichonse chimene ine anakonza - nthawi zonse zikugwirizana ndi kuphika mayi anga. "Nkhaka si yokazinga!" Chifukwa chiyani? Chabwino ichi ndi zukini yemweyo, basi mwana. Bwanji mwachangu iwo? "Kuchokera kabichi kupanikizana si kuphika" chachirendo ... tomato ndi kuphika, yophika dzungu, ndi kabichi - palibe?

Ndine ndi chikhalidwe cha munthu ndi m'maganizo. Ndipo ine sindimakonda kuyenda zodutsidwadutsidwa. Ambiri, sitikugwirizana ndi makhalidwe wanga woyamba.

Nkhani za mwamuna wachiwiri ndi suti kunsi kwa bedi

Lady - achigololo thanthwe - akupitiriza monologue zoseketsa. Amuna ndi akazi asintha malo ngati nkhani yake. Izi anati kupindika mwamawonekedwe, koma anazolowera chakuti ndi kugonana mphamvu zina akulola kubwera kunyumba m'mawa "pa shofe" ndi mkazi wake wokondeka shames mmawa zosayenela. Stereotype wosweka. Pano banjali wosanganiza udindo.

- mwamuna wanga wachiwiri anali German. Anandipatsa chosunga wake zochititsa zinakwiyitsa! "Ataledzera kunyumba usiku salinso kubwera!". Chabwino, mawu amenewa ndiye? Ndipo pamene ine akadali nacho chinachake kupita usiku? Ntchito - oyambirira ndi anzake - mochedwa ... Kodi kudzuka, kuchotsa ubongo kumayambira kubwera kwachiwiri: phulusa mu mbale shuga si kugwedeza, pansi pa kama, musati muziyang'anira suti. Kodi ndikuoneka kwa Iye, ngati ine ndinali woti iye ndi Anapachikidwa ... Ine ndikutanthauza anaika. Chabwino Mwachidule, iye anali n'kutsamira! Inabala, wamfupi mawu. Ndi kuti talephera pamodzi.

Monologue mkazi wachitatu ndipo anataya zala

Chachitatu, mwamuna wanga anali Estonia. Naye takhala masokosi kukakamira mfundo. Inde, zinthu zazing'ono monga masokosi zonse zingachititse chisudzulo! "Ine tep NE-al-aakulu chotnoe cal Kodi-Ife maulemu Skoff, kazhtaya nthunzi adagulung'undisa mu kamochek Trushkov wa Truk. Pa-tep mu Achim Ani-FR Sa teryayuts-ca? "Kodi ndikudziwa chifukwa masokosi amenewa nthawi anataya? Inenso ndine ufulu wawo, choncho mtanda constricted mu makina ochapira kuti zipite. Sayenera adakondweretsa! Pali osati ngati missus wanga kuti juzi mtundu anasintha. Panali ena serovatenky, kotero nondescript. Ndipo ndinayamba - mitundu maganizo kuwomba! Inde, anabwera osakaniza lonse tinganene kuti mitundu utawaleza. Kulengedwa wapeza, mwa zina ... Koma - Sanayamikire mwamuna wanga, ndi ndege yanga maloto. Sitipeza pamodzi ndi izo. Taonani, tsopano ndi chiyembekezo otsiriza kwa inu.

Ndi "femme achigololo" anaweramuka mpango wake lalanje, amangotchula kuponya phewa lake wofiirira malaya.