Nthabwala Ayuda: makoti. nthabwala oseketsa Ayuda

Kodi inu munayamba mwaganizapo zomwe ndi Ayuda nthabwala zoona? Kodi zest wake ndipo ngakhale kumene anachokera? Nkhaniyi mwatsatanetsatane mbali zonse ndi mbiri ya mtundu azithunzithunzi nthabwala za Ayuda.

A pang'ono mbiri ndi zina

Lingaliro kwambiri nthabwala ndi zosavuta kuzindikira, ndi zina gulu la nthabwala, nkhani anecdotes, imene pali Anthu angapo wagwidwa zinthu zoseketsa. Komabe, nthabwala Ayuda - ndi woposa monga nthabwala mwachizolowezi. Russian mawu "gag" yomasulira ku Chihebri limatanthauza "nzeru." Ndi N'zosadabwitsa, chifukwa chenicheni nthabwala Ayuda ndi matanthauzo ndipo kumaphatikizapo mokwanira Chiyuda. nthabwala Ayuda ambiri kuwatonza Arabi opusa ndi kumvetsa nthabwala, muyenera kudziwa zambiri nkhani za m'Baibulo.

The zilembo zazikulu mu anecdotes otchuka - ndi lodziwika bwino jokers Ayuda: Herschel Hank Chabad, Efraimu Graydinger. Herschel zinachitika alipodi, iye anakhalako 18 ndipo linkatchedwa mumamwa ndipo wopemphapempha lobaya nzeru.

Masiku ano, mfundo nthabwala Ayuda wasintha kwambiri. Tanthauzo la poyamba nthabwala pafupifupi anataya zomwenso ake. Tsopano mtundu uwu wa nthabwala amaona ngati chinachake zosavuta, yomveka bwino ndiponso nthawi kunyoza umbuli ndi naivety Ayuda yosavuta.

Kodi wapadera za nthabwala Ayuda

Chizindikiro cha nthabwala Chiyuda ndi kudzikonda Izitu n'zovutitsa ndi mnyozo lathunthu la zofooka zonse osati wa Ayuda, koma anthu onse. nthabwala Ayuda ambiri amafuna kumvetsera ndi erudition ena mbiri ya Ayuda. Ndipo mbiri yake ndi zonse za zomvetsa chisoni (chifukwa Ayuda nthawi kuvutika mu njira ya mbiri ya dziko lapansi), nthabwala ambiri kusiya zosangalatsa zazikulu ndi kupusa katundu, pali lingaliro yachiwiri imene okha mamembala a dziko lino ndi mayankho oyenera ndi zoseketsa ndi njira ambiri ndi mavuto.

Nkhani wotchuka kwambiri nthabwala Ayuda ndi anecdotes

Pali mfundo zingapo zazikulu, limene linayamba kugwiritsidwa nthabwala zosiyanasiyana. Mwina mmodzi wa anthu otchuka angatchedwe anecdotes tsiku ndi tsiku. Amafotokoza nkhani yaing'ono zimene zimachitika mu moyo wa tsiku ndi tsiku monga Myuda. Ngati nthabwala Ayuda inayambitsa kunena zonse zosiyanasiyana zidule zauve ndi kuwonetsa ubale wa Ayuda nkhani zawo. Myuda zikuoneka kuti ife kudziletsa kwambiri, nthawi zambiri amachita ngati chinthu chotonzedwa, limene palokha zimapangitsa nthabwala chotheka.

Pali nkhani zina, koma iwo ali achindunji kwambiri ndipo amafuna kudziwa m'munda wa mawu a m'Baibulo, ndi zina zambiri ndi miyambo ya Ayuda. Mwachitsanzo, Ayuda zambiri amanyogodola opusa osaphunzira Arabi Komabe, si ankawoloka malire a mwano ndi Talmud. Izi ndi Ayuda nthabwala wochenjera, wodzala ndi nzeru, m'maganizo ndi kuisunga nzeru ndi miyambo ya Ayuda ndi.

Nthabwala Ayuda: makoti, mawu ndi mawu mapiko

Tiyeni tifufuze. nkhani Ayuda ambiri anali wotchuka kwambiri mu nthawi Union, ena a iwo anali losandulizika, ndi nthabwala makoti ntchito mwa ife choncho. Kuti akunena kuti aliyense wamva kamodzi pa moyo wawo.

• Inu mukuganiza kuti ine chete? Ine sindikufuna basi kuti chirichonse!
• Mulungu atiteteze kwa akazi yoipa, kwa kufunika zabwino chenjerani!
• Ngati moyo si bwino, ndiye n'lalikulu.
• - Mu banja lanu pali Ayuda? - Ayi, ine ndiri!

Zosiyanasiyana nthabwala Ayuda

Ngati anecdote aliyense, Achihebri ali mbali kusintha kusintha malamulo a dziko kapena malo, komanso anthu okhala m'mwemo. Chifukwa zinthu zina zakale, icho chinachitika kuti ambiri a Ayuda ankakhala Odessa. Ndipo, ndithudi, iwo anali anayambitsa otchedwa Odessa nthabwala. Mbali Odessa nthabwala kuti kuwatonza dyera la Ayuda. Pafupifupi nthabwala wittily limatsindika chakuti mamembala onse a dziko anapatsidwa ndalama kuti iwo kuchenjera ndi adyera.

Nazi zitsanzo zomveka bwino za Odessa nthabwala:

- Ndipo chifukwa Ayuda ndi mphuno yayikulu? - Chifukwa mpweya ndi ufulu!

- Kodi inu mukutanthauza, chikondi pa kuwonana koyamba? Komabe, zimene kugula m'matangadza, osati kuyang'ana pa mlingo kuwombola!

kapitawo miyambo akufunsa Ayudawo kuti: "achokera" kwa Ayuda adayankha iye, "Kodi phindu zomvetsa kuti inu nokha ...?!".

Zodzoladzola ku Nyanja Yakufa matope. Pomaliza, woona zaka zakubadwa loto la Ayuda - kupanga ndalama m'matope!

Odessa nthabwala

Odessa Ayuda nthabwala kawirikawiri kutamanda pothana ndi kaonedwe wapadera Odessa Ayuda. Chifukwa Odessa makamaka chilankhulo (wolemera kwambiri zokongola ndi zokongola chinenero), nthabwala onse ngati funnier, ndi zolemba ndi mawu ambiri kale mapiko. Odessans mosamala kwambiri chikhalidwe chawo ndi kupatsira ku mibadwomibadwo, ndi aphorisms wotchuka onse ndi anecdotes. Akuti "Nthabwala kwa Odessa!", "Tili chinachake kunena" iyawonekambo pano.

Tiyeni kulemekeza bwino Odessa nthabwala, zimene ngati zilembo zazikulu zambiri zinthu Rabinowitz, Solomo Markovich, Sarah Abramovna, Moishe, ndi ena.

1. Mlendo akufunsa odessite:
   - Inu simukudziwa momwe kupita pa Privoz?
   - Ha! Ndipo iye akadali akufunsa ... Kodi ndipitirize Privoz? Ndi ndalama!
2. Rose Moiseevna amakhulupirira kuti weniweni Odessa mayi palibe mwamuna sadzakhala amawononga!
3. - O, Sarah, lero Ine kugwera pa masitepe ndi anathyola chibwano wake.
   - Osadandaula, Monya, muli ndi awiri kwambiri!
4. - Ndimakumbukirabe Pepani, koma kumene kwa inu kotero sho ve kuno ndendende?
5. - Sarah tinkacheza kuimira - wapathengo izi anandisiya, ndipo ine ndekha ndi mwamuna wake.
6. - Monya, monga moyo?
   - Taki ndikuganiza mungakonde ntchentche.
7. - Itzik Hello, muli bwanji?
   - Inde, apa, ine ndikupita patchuthi.
   - Ndi Sarah kapena zosangalatsa?
8. - Pepani kuitana mochedwa kwambiri, Solomo Avraamovich.
   - Kodi inu mochedwa, pang'ono Sophie, inde mumachita - kanthu!
9. - Monya, kutembenukira-ka TV. Kodi ngati mukuti, sho ndi ife moyo wabwino, ndipo sitikudziwa ...
   
   

nthabwala Modern Ayuda

Panopa, Ayuda ambiri nthabwala pa nkhani imene kale oletsedwa. Mwachitsanzo, ngakhale zaka 50 sakhala nthabwala zakuda. Black nthabwala nthabwala kumafuna imfa, matenda ndi mazunzo. Apa ndi chimodzi mwa zitsanzo chidwi kwambiri kwa mtundu umenewu wa nthabwala molimbika:

Cranky ndi whiny mawu a mwana: - sindikufuna nthawi zonse kuyenda mozungulira!

Mawu lakuthwa ya bambo ake: - Matama! Ngati mulibe khala chete, ine ndikukuuzani inu, ndi mwendo wina pansi wafika!

Monga mukuonera, ndi nthabwala mwachizolowezi akusonyeza pakalibe kuvutika, ndi wakuda ayenera mantha. Nthawi zambiri tanthauzo chinsinsi zobisika nthabwala wakuda ndi mawonekedwe yolakwika nthabwala kwaiye nkhani ya kukhalapo kwa zoipa m'dzikoli kulengedwa ndi Mulungu.

anecdotes zoseketsa za nzeru zolemba za arabi

nkhani zambiri zamakono zoyenera aphunzitsi a Talmud, a rabbi. Ngati nthabwala kale munkakhala za zinthu zovuta kuti zitha anamvetsa ngati inu mukudziwa malemba m'Baibulo. Tsopano pali zambiri mpatuko nthabwala zimene mosavuta ndi chomvetsetseka, koma Musatenge champhamvu ndipo pa mlingo wochepa wa zonyansa. Tiyeni tione zitsanzo za momwe nkhani zonsezi zikusonyeza dziko Ayuda mfundo zambiri achipembedzo.

1. - Rabbi, kodi n'zotheka kulankhula ndi anthu akufa?
   - Inde, koma iwo salabadira.
2. Rabbi Shames nthawi ya utumiki:
   "Pali munthu Nthaŵi zina mkonono umasonyeza. Dzuka ndiwo!"
   Shames: "Kodi inu molondola ligonekedwa, inu mudzawuka iye?"
3. - Rabbi! - akufunsa Mose. - Sungani mkazi wanga, iye afa!
   Rebbe akupita mu chipinda, ndiye iye akubwerera ndipo anati:
   - Iye opulumutsidwa! Ine n'kulanda lupanga la mngelo wa imfa.
   Odala ndi oyamikira Moishe abwelela kunyumba, koma kenako akubwerera. - Mkazi wanga akufa, - Iye anati. - Chabwino, chirombo chimene mngelo wa imfa! - akukwiya ndi rabbi. - Iye zopotola ake na manja ace!

Anecdotes za Ayuda wotchuka

Chapadera m'njira Ayuda nthabwala anawonjezera kuti nkhani epic za Ayuda wotchuka. The zilembo zazikulu za nthabwala - ndi odziwika bwino umunthu, maphunziro, analemba, olemba, amaimba piyano ndipo ngakhale madokotala. Mwa njira tisaiwale kuti Ayuda - anthu aluso kwambiri okhala ndi mphamvu zopanda malire za maganizo ndi mphamvu kwambiri kuphunzira mwakhama. Ayuda nthawi ataphunzitsidwa kwambiri, kulangidwa ndi olemera mtundu, kotero nthabwala za Ayuda wotchuka sizipanga chinthu chotonzedwa, koma m'malo mwake, nkhani zimenezi kuulula nzeru ndi luso la Ayuda.

1. Wolemba wina anati kwa mnzake wake:
   - Chiyambireni anakumana komaliza, chiwerengero cha mafani wanga kawiri!
   - Zabwino zonse! Ndipo ine sindikuganiza kuti inu munayamba kukwatiwa!
2. Dona kulamula wotchuka zojambulajambula Max Liebermann chithunzi wake, anafunsa nkhawa, ndipo ngati chithunzi ndi ofanana ndi wapachiyambi.
   - Osadandaula, ine kulemba zambiri ngati inu kuposa inu! - Lieberman anamutsimikizira.
3. Wotchuka Viennese bovian Bela Haas anadandaula:
   - ndilibe mkazi, palibe ana - ndipo icho chiri, likukhalira, ndili ndi moyo ena kuposa zosangalatsa?