Powonekera "Moni kwa Baba Yaga." Azithunzithunzi script tsiku lobadwa

Mulimonse adzakhala chidwi, ngati ntchito ndi zochitika-moni kwa Baba Yaga. Izi khalidwe nthano poyamba ankaona zoipa kwambiri. Koma tsopano asintha maganizo.

Modern Baba Yaga

Oipa zoipa kuti amalenga anthu zoipa tsopano akhoza kuchita monga ozizira, pang'ono kupusa umunthu. nthabwala mukhoza kupeza ndi nawo powonekera ake. Zabwino zonse kwa Baba Yaga azitentha chochitika sanali zazing'ono script, chidwi. Nkofunika kukhala fano latsopano la masiku Ozhki pasterns.

Tiyeni khalidwe kwathunthu kusintha fano lawolo. Mwachitsanzo, zingaoneke pa holide si yoopsa akale mkazi, ankasakidwa ndi ufiti ndi zonyoza zimayenda ndi wokongola, ndipo aang'ono dasher, omwe angoyamba atavomereza udindo umenewo.

Ulaliki wa alendo pa chisangalalo

Ndithudi onse kuseka kotero Baba Yaga. Pa tsiku chithunzi cha angayambe ndi kulenga chifaniziro alendo. Zimakhala kuwasandutsa parody zisudzo Khazanov za ophunzira ku koleji zophikira.

"Ndi njira ndinaphunzira mfiti vamp okha gawo loyamba flunked mayeso. Chabwino, inu mukudziwa: afiti wamng'ono chertyaka ... O, kodi iwo anali chertyaka! Mwachidule, monga usiku - ndife zonse zoipa zimene zili undereducated, amene wakwera panicle, omwe "mokik" zouluka, ndipo - pa Sabata, kuti phiri lili dazi. Ndipo apo ... Eya, kuphunzira ee, dears wanga, anali zofewa nyerere mu nyimbo zathu, zosewera ora lirilonse, kotero kuti mutu wake chasanduka! Koma za izi Ndikuganiza kuwerenga penapake ... Ambiri, ananditumiza ku njira "babyagin". Mwa njira, kumene ine nkomwe "C kalasi" nthawi.

Chinachake chimene ine kupeta, pang'ono amatengeka. Kotero, ine kuno kubweretsa Hero wa Zabwino Tsiku. Kuyambira Baba Yaga - mkazi (dzina limati pepala amene amachoka kwa kamisolo). Kotero ... Tsopano! Kupeleka. mawu anga. Folk nyimbo.

Rap ode polemekeza kubadwa mtsikana

kulenga kwambiri phokoso zoseketsa moni kwa Baba Yaga kalembedwe wa achinyamata nyimbo-ndakatulo malangizo.

Onse - ulemu! Ndi ine, Agogo Yozhka! Ine ndiri ndi inu kachiwiri! Ndi rap wanga - kwa bwino Earth mkazi (dzina kubadwa mtsikana)!

moyo wanga sunali lokoma,

Road to maenje si kwambiri yosalala,

Tsoka la nthawi zonse ine kupanga nkhope,

Ndiuzeni ine, chifukwa moyo wathu ndi chinachake chofanana?

Koma ngakhale pamene kufuula anatsatira: "Agogo-Yozhka"

Ndikudziwa kuti pali mantha pang'ono,

Pali ulemu, nsanje, chikondi,

Ndi kusirira. Limalimbikitsa magazi!

Inu musati muziyang'anira pambuyo chelas amenewa,

Ine sindikulankhula za iwo ndiye inu rap kuyimba anu.

Dziwani kuti akazi onse - palibe stinkers, stervozy,

Tiyenera mediocrity monga umagawanika a.

Imani pafupi ndi ine, kuimba nane pamodzi!

Ife adzakwatirane mosakanizikana pano rapping ndi inu.

Kuyambira tsopano, pasapezeke nthawi mphamvu

Kudzakhala pa (dzina: Tanya, Luda, Nadia)! Kwakukulu ndi katundu

Phewa wokhudza wosakhwima tsopano!

Nice kuti kukhale zaka dzina lanu!

Music powonekera "Moni kwa Baba Yaga ngwazi ya tsiku"

Kodi kubvala wamatama bomba alendo kugonana. Ndipo miyambo Baba Yaga iye mulole izo kukhala chimodzi chokha cha khalidwe lililonse, monga tsache kapena stupa. Ndipo pa galimoto zamatsenga kukacheza magalimoto chizindikiro wapamwamba yapamwamba. Kenako kwambiri masiku ano ndipo adzakhala powonekera yokha.

Baba Yaga, limene linali phwando pa dzanja ndi dzanja wina ndi kupopa Leshim mu bandana ndi zikopa mathalauza - ndi ozizira! Ndipo ngati iye komanso asanalire mawu anu pa nyimbo kudziwika kwa onse, bwino unakwaniritsa.

njira zodabwitsa akhoza kukhala itapita wotchuka "Bwanji kusangalatsa madzulo mu Russia," womwe nyimbo mawu ena adzaphedwa.

Ngati ngwazi za tsiku ndi zokoma lero!

Iye tsopano akukhala grandly, nobly,

Iye amamva matamando sycophantic poyera

Ndipo chisomo kuvomereza wina mphatso.

Mabokosi, zitsulo, malaya ndi ulonda,

Ndipo chivundi makamera, tiyi,

Maulendo kunja komwe n'zosatheka popanda chitupa cha visa chikapezeka kuti

Ndipo makhafu linki, unyolo kukongola.

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Kodi modyerera lero vinyo apa!

Timadzi tokoma zamatsenga monga tinkangoona pa kalilole.

Ndipo ine ndikuuzeni inu pakali pano: tiyeni kusangalala!

Tinkaliyembekezera holide imeneyi posachedwapa.

ngwazi wathu wa tsiku, oipa Chiwerengerochi anafika,

More Chifuniro moyo ngakhale ntchito zana limodzi,

Tikufuna pa phwando moyo wautali!

Ndipo tinalonjeza: zaka tikuimba ndime iyi.

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Kudabwitsa (nkuti, anthu!) Moyo!

Ndipo moyo bwino - ndi miliyoni nthawi yabwino.

Ndipo kotero masoka inu anakhala moyo uno - steeper

Sizingakhale zofuna za dziko!

Kupambana, chuma, ulemu waukulu,

Kuuza, ndi ... crunch mkate French!

Chikondi, shampeni, dzuwa, makwalala ...

A vuto - ugh, zinthu zazing'ono Kodi si zoona!

Kuvina pa chikondwerero

Zochitika-moni kwa Baba Yaga akhoza limodzi ndi amavulako ndi, mwachibadwa, mu chimango cha zimene amaloledwa. Choncho, kuvina yokha muyenera kuganizira njira yakuti bombshell anakhala atavala ndi kutha kwa ntchito. Kuti tichite zimenezi, chovala wake zigwirizana ndi ziwalo zambiri, imene azivula pa kuvina: mpango, lamba, Bolero, thewera, tiweramitse pa phewa, siketi, yomatidwa kolala batani, cuffs la manja, kolala, etc.

kulenga kwambiri lidzaonekera kuvina mozungulira makina ochapira, umene yesezera mtengo. Mukhozanso m'malo mikanda pa mphete ku musagulenso ndi zovala n'zometa kwa izo. The tsitsi Baba Yaga patsogolo ntchito akhoza tili m'mavuto curler pang'ono pang'ono ndi chifaniziro cha ichi Baba Yaga weniweni, osati moyo lowoneka.